Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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! x9 d/ M0 c0 Q/ }, ?缅因州:我们真得很冷,但我们的龙虾很便宜。
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0 h2 H( C) w- _8 b$ [' JMaryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It 5 x2 V0 K( S: U3 p8 j) Z
8 A: y5 y& J U+ `: H马里兰州:只要是你能想到的事情,我们就能对其征税!
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( |7 f; e3 _3 @7 @Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) 8 c) f# l* n0 E: d
& @; y, d9 K' D( {5 u( p6 e7 F! k马萨诸塞州:我们征收的税金可没有瑞典人那么高(对于大多数的税级来说是这样)。 $ r4 P' v" D' L( K% J5 H; v
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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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/ Z$ r" X7 ]: E* Z5 q& G密歇根州:如果加拿大人发起进攻,我们将是第一道防线!
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5 j* P; S* j; k; O: E) TMinnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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# P% v& A8 L: P% E; E( y9 k2 A明尼苏达州:我们有一万个湖泊......还有10万亿只蚊子!
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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better Your Own State
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5 L4 a* M. k8 w6 _5 T1 d密西西比州:来吧,对你自己的州感觉好一点儿!
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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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3 B* Y* l+ U; @& ^+ w密苏里州:你所缴纳的联邦洪灾救济税款能够排上用场。
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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
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蒙大纳州:这片土地上到处都是大片的天空、邮寄炸弹的恐怖分子和狂热的右翼分子,除此之外几乎一无所有!