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老师与学生对话时候闹出来的笑话
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1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.: D" _) h& n ^, l
! [0 k: Q: r# L& l GEORGE: Here it is!
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& v5 S1 d2 [2 J TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?4 P0 J5 V N" s( v# @( Q
$ P! n7 |9 o1 ^2 E CLASS: George!
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2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".' r! V+ _# |, f0 l2 f
3 K: D2 K4 v$ P2 I ELLEN: I is...4 ^/ V# g# x7 A% l2 N6 u7 |9 c
$ }7 @) X2 q% X" f t( g TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."' u# J( v& J$ c& r" q. k! Z
: c2 f |- w& m ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.". y% J- c2 Q6 d9 U
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3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?' z# l) s9 s3 g
3 n. ]: C+ I. Z2 E+ d1 f5 w. f CLASS: Big hands!
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1 g+ @: S' Z2 R5 F& F# k 4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?- s4 L# M8 q; o) S
( M, W7 `% |6 G" R STUDENT: Yes, Sir./ w6 L- Y" O0 h& f& u
/ t0 P4 r% f9 B, l$ V7 O# k+ z7 r* v TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?0 [. c4 _& [/ k/ N- l+ Y% ^1 v# m4 i
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STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
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1 M# o* m) r8 ? 5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.7 T% J! \8 M, K8 V f8 \
( O: f' @: T1 {4 ?* K, { SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet. $ X% b6 f. H' m' a1 c; R
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